One day, Cloud Strife & Vincent Valentine were sitting around at 7th Heaven. They were very bored and hungry so they ordered two BLTs and two root beers.
Vincent : You know Cloud, I've been wondering what kind of hairspray do you use? I mean, what hairspray could possible hold all of your hair up in almost a perfect ninety-degree angle?
Cloud : What?. . .Oh, I don't use any hair care products besides shampoo. . . and sometimes conditioner.
Vincent : Are you kidding me? Look at your pincushion head! You can skewer hamsters and other small animals on those spikes!
Cloud : I just don't brush it!
Vincent : At all?
Cloud : At all!
(Just then Barret, who had been standing outside the doorway, bursts in with a surprised look on his face.)
Barret : Damn boy! You NEVER brush your hair, or do anything to make it look like that!
Cloud : AAAAGH!!! Where did you come from!?!?!?!?
Vincent (chuckling) : From outside you pinhead.
Cloud : Vince, I know you're just kidding but shut up. You are being a big meanhead."
(Cloud laughs to himself, noticing his choice of words were silly, childish, and had little or no effect on Vincent.)
Vincent : Well Cloud, sticks and stones will break my bones, but stupid insults do nothing to put a dent in my integrity. Therefore, I now proclaim that this uncalled for argument has officially come to a close.
Cloud : Vincent...I couldn't understand a word you just said.
Barret : Ha Ha Ha! You two is funny!
Cloud : SHUT UP!
Vincent : SHUT UP!
Barret : Man, you don't have to be so uptight about everything.
Cloud : Sorry, Barret.
Vincent : Sorry, Barret.
Vincent : ...Damn.....my sandwich is cold.........